Someone has a bone to pick.

bwaahaaahaaahaa! Um, I mean, that’s creepy.
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From: P
Date: Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:28 AM

I was going to email you today to tell you what “wonderful” gift —
brought us back from his trip. You can’t even imagine how bizarre and gross and inappropriate. Are you ready for this? Ok, so he gives us each a bone. It looks like a small chicken bone, kinda curvy at one end, but definitely a bone. We’re all kind of confused, why is he giving us a bone? and he’s sitting there laughing telling us to guess what kind of bone it is. A chicken leg? No. A Roadrunner leg? No.

Ok, we have no idea. So then — says, to all of us including the new people who don’t realize what a weirdo he is…. “It’s a coon dick”. umm…. excuse me? It’s a what? Apparently racoons have bones in their um, dicks… so — was at a store that sold these (why I don’t know), and saw them and decided that was the ideal gift to bring back to his staff.

Racoon dick bones. I am not even kidding, totally serious, I still can’t believe it. I have it sitting on my filing cabinet because I don’t even know what to do with it. It’s stinky and kind of sticky, and just gross in general. We even looked it up on the internet and it really is a racoon dick bone. Here’s a science lesson for you… did you know racoons, squirrels, foxes, bears, whales, and walruses all have bones in their dicks? I’m pretty sure I could have made it through the end of my life without knowing that, let alone having proof of it on my filing cabinet. — is completely nuts.

What would possess someone to buy that sort of thing, especially for their staff members? I’ll admit it’s the most unique gift I’ve ever received, but also the most disgusting! I promise I’ll never buy anything that weird for you or Sofia!  :)

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