Regina needs…

November 24th, 2007

I’ve taken liberties with the Google “needs” meme that’s been floating around, stretching it from the top 10 to the top 25.  There were just so many good ones that I didn’t want to omit, especially:

  • #2: totally.
  • #3: no comment.
  • #10: very timely… scarily so.
  • #5, 6, and 15: uhhh…
  • #20: gotta love it.

Should you want to play along, just type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search bar.

1. Regina needs overtime to defeat Huskies

2. Regina needs $1 billion

3. What Regina needs is someone who bring [sic] handcuffs as well as roses and who sees the possibilities offered by her sensual and giving nature

4. Regina needs work on green plan

5. Regina needs botox on the forehead and badly

6. Regina needs some Proactive [sic]

7. Regina needs a home

8. Regina needs to fight harder people

9. Regina still needs some time to gain her previous form.

10. Regina needs a rest to get over her cough.

11. Regina needs us out of the house.

12. Regina needs to find a real problem to dedicate all that energy to.

13. Regina needs to hear from as many people. as possible.

14. Regina needs to reflect on her life and to realize that other people do not determine her value.

15. Regina needs a makeup artist or somn, what’s up with that face?

16. Regina needs a Stupid Tax.

17. Regina needs to gain weight to become a plus size model.

18. Regina needs some more love there.

19. Regina needs no compass to compare her performance to. She is simply marvelous.

20. Regina needs his help extracting a noodle from Elijah’s nostril.

21. Regina needs income protection to make sure the mortgage can always be paid.

22. Regina needs improvement in the same textural department.

23. Regina needs others, no matter how ordinary, to acclaim her as an outstanding actress.

24. Regina needs to be punished, but exhibitionism regards.

25. Regina needs a long term specialized healing center for experiential people.

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