Love, Fred.

I can imagine Hugh giving his longtime girlfriend, - and my dear friend - Karen, this 2 Carat Cup by Fred, thinking he was being funny.

Don’t do it, Hugh. Not unless you also have a Tiffany box ready in your pocket. Or I’m not around to kick your ass… or whatever is left over after Karen’s done with you.

By the way, if you’re unfamiliar with Fred, you really should remedy that right away. A few among the many Fred products I love:

Black Bars - when anonymity is a must.

Birthday Candelabra Candle - celebrate fabulously.

Toasted Notes - as with Post-Its, why didn’t I think of that?

On another kinda sorta related note, I want to congratulate my sister, Elysia, on her recent engagement to David! Whisked away to NYC for a long weekend, the proposal occurred atop Rockefeller Plaza. The deal was sealed with a custom designed, 1.5 carat emerald cut diamond (not counting the dozen or so pavé diamonds encircling the platinum band). Clarity: E… for Elysia, we surmised. The sucker is ginormous, especially when viewed on the hand of my petite sister who Tim refers to as the runt of the family.

You paying attention, Hugh?

Hell… Nevermind that… Are YOU paying attention, TIM?! :p

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