Spam now comes in Shakespeare flavor.

September 30th, 2010

I just got this piece of random, poorly formatted spam. No sales pitch; no nothin’. This was it. *shrug*

(Apparently, I’m also known as Morisey Rodick.)

From: Meenach Mcwherter
To: Morisey Rodick
Subject: A pin, A nut, a cherry-stone; But sh
Date-Sent: Thursday, September 30, 2010 1:22 PM

man; I think he brings the money. How now, sir! have you that I sentyou for? _Dro. E._ Here’sthat, I warrant you, will pay them all. 10 _Ant. E._ But where’s themoney? _Dro. E._ Why, sir, I gave the moneyfor the rope. _Ant. E._ Five hundred ducats, villain, for a rope?_Dro. E._ I’ll serve you, sir, five hundredat the rate. _Ant. E._ To what end did I bid thee hie thee home? 15_Dro. E._ To a rope’s-end, sir; and to that end am I returned. _Ant.E._ And to that end, sir, I will welcome you. [_Beating him._ _Off._Good sir, be patient. _Dro. E._ Nay, ’tis forme to be patient; I am in adversity. 20 _Off._ Good, now, hold thytongue. _Dro. E._ Nay, rather persuade him to hold his hands. _Ant.E._ Thou

whoreson, senseless villain! _Dro. E._ I would I were senseless, sir,that I might not feelyour blows. 25 _Ant. E._ Thou art sensible in nothing but blows,

and so is an ass. _Dro. E._ I am an ass, indeed; you may prove it bymy long ears. I have served him from the hour of my nativity to thisinstant, and have nothing at his hands for my service 30 but blows.When I am cold, he heats me with beating;

when I am warm, he cools me with beating: I am waked with it when Isleep; raised with it when I sit; driven out of doors with it when Igo from home;welcomed home with it when I return: nay, I bear it on my shoulders,as 35 a beggar wont herbrat; and,

I think, when he hath lamed me, I shall beg with it from door todoor. _Ant. E._ Come, go along; my wife is coming yonder. _EnterADRIANA,

LUCIANA, the _Courtezan_, and PINCH._ _Dro. E._ Mistress, ‘respicefinem,’ respect your end; or rather, the prophecy like the parrot,’beware the rope’s-end.’ 40 _Ant. E._ Wilt thou still talk? [_Beatinghim._ _Cour._ How say you now? is not your husband mad? _Adr._Hi

Comedy of Errors, indeed.

p.s.: Hello there, my blog. I missed you.


3 Responses to “Spam now comes in Shakespeare flavor.”

  1. Becky on September 30, 2010 5:24 pm

    What the hey-hey! It’s you! Yay, yay, yay.

    whoreson, senseless villain!

  2. cardiogirl on October 11, 2010 3:13 am

    YAY! You’re back! I missed you, chica.

    Favorite part:

    Thou art sensible in nothing but blows, and so is an ass.

    I am an ass, indeed; you may prove it by my long ears.

    And:

    When I am cold, he heats me with beating; when I am warm, he cools me with beating.

    Looks like that beating is all-purpose.

    I truly wish I got spam like this.

  3. cardiogirl on October 11, 2010 3:15 am

    Edited: Dammit, I tried to use the blockquote code and now I’ve been sent to the moderation cue!

    YAY! You’re back! I missed you, chica.

    Favorite part:

    Thou art sensible in nothing but blows, and so is an ass.

    I am an ass, indeed; you may prove it by my long ears.

    And:

    When I am cold, he heats me with beating; when I am warm, he cools me with beating.

    Looks like that beating is all-purpose.

    I truly wish I got spam like this.

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